try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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