There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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