none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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