You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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