Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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