Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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