ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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