I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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