This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Randomize
