Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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