I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
This baby is an asshole
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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