i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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