...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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