I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Randomize
