Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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