He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I stole a fireplace last night.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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