We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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