I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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