I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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