I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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