Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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