He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
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You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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