I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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