brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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