who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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