Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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