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Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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