i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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