You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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