I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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