he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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