Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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