so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
love makes seman taste better
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize