I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
the day after is always just damage control
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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