She said her name was "party"
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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