Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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