there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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