My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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