All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I think people are normalizing furries
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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