So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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