Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I am available for nakedness
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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