whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
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I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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