worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's blow job season.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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