Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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