I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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