I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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