dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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