Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
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Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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