it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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