Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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