Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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