I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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