just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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