have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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