captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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