i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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