She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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